[OOC] Quotations meme

Go here and find 5 quotations that best suit your character.

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Susan Ertz, Anger in the Sky

All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Matt Groening, The Simpsons

Death is the enemy. I spent 10 years of my life single-mindedly studying, practicing, fighting hand to hand in close quarters to defeat the enemy, to send him back bloodied and humble, and I am not going to roll over and surrender.
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, First Snow, 1993

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

I tasted too what was called the sweet of revenge - but it was transient, it expired even with the object that provoked it.
Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho, 1764